Frequently Asked Questions

  • Does it really work?
  • Absolutely!  If you are unhappy with The Palm Bomber for any reason, you can send it back within 30 days for a full refund – no questions asked.  We are confident that it will bring you hours of stinking fun.
  • How much of my fart will The Palm Bomber actually capture?
  • The Palm Bomber is designed to capture an “average” fart: 1-3-seconds in duration with a reasonable stench level.  Extended duration farts, extreme volume farts and individuals that are simply “heavy hitters” may require additional Palm Bombers to capture the true essence.
  • How long will The Palm Bomber hold a fart?
  • Although The Palm Bomber was not designed for long term storage of farts, our patent pending technique and the selection of a high-quality medical grade PVC material for the bomb casing ensures there is minimal odor dissipation once a fart is captured.  In our Palm Bomber Laboratories, The Palm Bomber was able to preserve fart smells for over 24-hours.  If you can beat that, please tell us.
  • How big is The Palm Bomber?
  • The Palm Bomber is sized perfectly to capture an average fart: it stands approximately 7″ tall and has a 3″ funnel opening.  We experimented with numerous different sizes – larger sizes diminish the quality of the fart smell and smaller sizes don’t capture enough of the essence of the fart.
  • Why didn’t someone invent this thousands of years ago?
  • Ever since Adam and Eve (…probably just Adam, actually) ate and digested the forbidden fruit, mankind has attempted to master the art of FC (Fart Catching).  Techniques such as the manual palm bomb, farting into jars, and even catching fart bubbles in the bathtub have been implemented since then – all with minimal success.  We believe The Palm Bomber will revolutionize the art of FC.
  • I heard that cows are way ahead of humans in FC.  Is that true?
  • Amazingly, yes.  For years, South American cows have been sticking tubes into their stomachs and capturing farts in large fart containers that they strap to their backs.  We found this method of FC to be slightly invasive for humans, but we commend the cows for their fearless leadership in the field of FC.
  • What is FC?
  • Fart Catching.
  • I’d like to order a large quantity of The Palm Bomber.  How can I do that?
  • Please contact us directly.